Allan

"'You do know that subbing to me is essentially subbing to the Orange Kid of streaming, right? Like, that is in the disclaimer, I hope you all read it, before you support me...' - The man himself, during MaternalBound"

Allan is the fire-type protagonist of the plasticallan stream, and formerly of the plasticallan LPs.

His special powers include the ability to slap any ham. He's probably Chattur'gha-aligned; not for the reasons you think, but because he eats Xel'lotath runs for breakfast, or at least they're his favorite way to run through Eternal Darkness.

For 20,000 Parsnips, Assmo will punch Allan on stream while yelling "Kupooo PUNCH!".

Trivia

 * His dick is named V.
 * He is powered by the might of Ramen Guy.
 * He would eat a pizza with raisins.
 * He has denied ever being a lumberjack despite the evidence.
 * He hates the teacups.
 * He is an accomplished singer.
 * May or may not be Orcha.
 * Has mentioned wanting to start a cult.